Title: Things to Do in Düsseldorf When You're Not Quite Dead
Character(s): England, Germany, France
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Double-strength awkwardness and general stupidity
Summary: England and Germany, as you must surely know, are the best of friends! And the best of friends of course spend lots of time together talking about lots of things, ( Read more... )

Just a couple of crack fills from Part I of the kink meme. I think for now while it's still relatively active I'll make it my policy not to post anything from there here until the corresponding part of the meme's been maxed out.

So.

( An orgy )

Title: Sprachlos
Character(s): America, Germany, some idiot
Rating: PG
Warnings: Language: It's what's for breakfast.
Summary: The Nutella story.

( Also. )

Title: Georgia on My Mind
Character(s): Russia/America, England
Rating: R-ish. Ohohoho.
Warnings: Sexual content, albeit more ridiculous than explicit.
Summary: America confronts Russia. Russia is cordially enraged. It gets a little out of hand from there.

( Geographically and anatomically correct. Politically, not so much. )

Title: Still Better Than Semaphore.
Character(s): GDR!Prussia, Hungary, Germany, Austria
Rating: PG-13 with still more nudging and winking.
Warnings: Crack, basically. And slash. And what Hungary thinks of slash.
Summary: A series of very stupid correspondences leads to unexpected teamwork and quite possibly grass stains. Such is life in Soviet ( Read more... )

Title: Aus da Drüben
Character(s): Germany, Former GDR!Prussia
Rating: PG-13 (But Gilbert still has a dirty mouth)
Warnings: Dialogue-only; anecdotal weirdness
Summary: In which the honeymoon ends and people tell awful, awful jokes.

( Rather crackier than I remembered it ever being. )